Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Do vagina's smell?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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