He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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