There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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