Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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