How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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