living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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