I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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