Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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