She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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