i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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