Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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