im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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