i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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