so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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