ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I can't put those talents on a resume
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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