So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You ate ashes out of my bong
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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