My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My dick has a subreddit
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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