yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
