Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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