Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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