Walk of Shame. In a state park.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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