i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I think my nap took me to another dimension
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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