She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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