remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I AM VODKA MAN
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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