I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
