Midget sex pt 2 tonight
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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