It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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