Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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