So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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