I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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