I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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