Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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