Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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