i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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