i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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