there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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