he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
