i think my mom watched the whole time
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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