The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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