Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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