im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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