Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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