Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
