Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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