He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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