i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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