Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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