no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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