Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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