belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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