I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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