so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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