We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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