Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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