awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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