Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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