No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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